I have many names I go by, none of which define me.
Next level trust.
Love that show so much
white fuckboy rappers be like…
i be seeing pretty girls in my head i be like
"i would fuck the shit out of you"
"ugh ride my face"
"i would soooo hump you"
OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT
BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT
this tea is strong
Baron Vaughn (x)
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.
Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.
*sees that its a text message*
*sees its from her*
Her: *(1 attachment)*
Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.