The Misadventures of a Poet

dimpleysmiley:

imsuchafagg0t:

• Girls are so fucking sexy.
• You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
• If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
• Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
• When they bite their lip…
• You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
• A girl’s skin is always so soft.
• Again, boobs.
• And also, vaginas.
• And just generally, girls are yummy.

The last one, literally.

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

(Source: alegbra)

randomobsession:

xxsnowbellesummers:

steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

FOREVER REBLOG

i tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!