1. adreamdeferred:

    yung-bootyqueen:

    Part 1

    I’m wet.

    Reblogged from: chakarirobb
  2. quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    quimbycub:

    willow-wanderings:

    nedahoyin:

    queenqueerqutie:

    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations

    Wow..

    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    Reblogged from: magnacarterholygrail
  3. tyleroakley:

    smilingoakley:

    Tyler Oakley Interviews Michelle Obama

    THIS WAS SO MUCH.

    Reblogged from: jesstharuthless
  4. colormecurved:

    dynastylnoire:

    dopenmind:

    naturalcurvesincolor:

    dopenmind:

    niseyjay:

    proteinpamcakes:

    dopenmind:

    Emerald Shaw
    www.howtobedope.com
    Dress: fashiontofigure
    Other details are on the blog

    This is so pretty.

    New photo set from one of my role models

    😱😃😘

    I’ve been seeing people reblog her often, she’s just so sexy, beautiful, adorable, classy rolled all into one. Jesus lawd!

    :-D

    GLORRRRRRRRRRRY!

    I was thinking about buying that dress for a minute and I’m so glad to see some one wearing IRL. I might still get it. It looks amazing on you.

    Slaayyyy Mamaaaaa

    Reblogged from: jesstharuthless
  5. onlinewifey:

    spaghettihos:

    REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

    image

    1 million notes and i’ll do it

    let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

    Reblogged from: nopenotchristmas
  6. daddys-fucktoys:

My naughty little kitten loves to send me videos of her dripping pussy to rile me up so when I get home I pin her down and use her body to relieve my frustrations.

    daddys-fucktoys:

    My naughty little kitten loves to send me videos of her dripping pussy to rile me up so when I get home I pin her down and use her body to relieve my frustrations.

    Reblogged from: nopenotchristmas
  7. gaydicks420:

    last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

    Reblogged from: zachanomics
  8. dynastylnoire:

rebelbaes:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

POLICE BRUTALITY/TERRORISM STRIKES AGAIN: Witnesses Say A Utah African-American Man Was Running Away From Police When They Shot & Murdered Him [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege]
An attorney for the family of the 22-year-old black man who was fatally shot by Utah police last week says the evidence suggests he was running away—contradicting earlier reports that he had “lunged” at the police officers.
Darrien Hunt attracted police attention Wednesday morning outside Saratoga Springs when he allegedly began walking around with a samurai sword. His family later described the sword as a “harmless 3-foot souvenir sword with a rounded edge” purchased at a gift shop, the AP reports.
Hunt was reportedly shot at least four times and died on the street outside a Panda Expressrestaurant.
Police initially claimed they shot him after he “brandished the sword and lunged toward the officers with the sword,” Utah County Chief Deputy Attorney Tim Taylor told reporters.
But Hunt’s mother—and some witnesses—say otherwise.
"They killed my son because he’s black. No white boy with a little sword would they shoot while he’s running away," Susan Hunt told the Deseret Times. “Those stupid cops thought they had to murder over a toy. This is my baby. This is my family. And they ruined my family.”
According to the LA Times, there’s evidence that suggests the shooting may not have been warranted:

According to Salt Lake City attorney Randall K. Edwards, an independent autopsy conducted Saturday at the behest of Hunt’s family showed Hunt had been shot “numerous times,” none from the front. 
"This is consistent with statements made by witnesses on the scene, who report that Darrien was shot to death while running away from the police," Edwards said in a statement provided to the Los Angeles Times on Sunday. "It would appear difficult, if not impossible, to reconcile these facts with the story released by the Utah County Attorney’s Office that Darrien was lunging toward the officers when he was shot. We continue to hope that a full investigation will reveal the whole truth about this tragedy."

The LA Times does note, however, that Edwards declined to identify the pathologist or provide reporters with a copy of the report.
[image via ABC 4 Utah]
Source: Gabrielle Bluestone for Gawker

You know shit cray when a white mom’s black son can’t even make it to 30. 

they don’t care if your mom is white when you look black

    dynastylnoire:

    rebelbaes:

    thepoliticalfreakshow:

    POLICE BRUTALITY/TERRORISM STRIKES AGAIN: Witnesses Say A Utah African-American Man Was Running Away From Police When They Shot & Murdered Him [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege]

    An attorney for the family of the 22-year-old black man who was fatally shot by Utah police last week says the evidence suggests he was running away—contradicting earlier reports that he had “lunged” at the police officers.

    Darrien Hunt attracted police attention Wednesday morning outside Saratoga Springs when he allegedly began walking around with a samurai sword. His family later described the sword as a “harmless 3-foot souvenir sword with a rounded edge” purchased at a gift shop, the AP reports.

    Hunt was reportedly shot at least four times and died on the street outside a Panda Expressrestaurant.

    Police initially claimed they shot him after he “brandished the sword and lunged toward the officers with the sword,” Utah County Chief Deputy Attorney Tim Taylor told reporters.

    But Hunt’s mother—and some witnesses—say otherwise.

    "They killed my son because he’s black. No white boy with a little sword would they shoot while he’s running away," Susan Hunt told the Deseret Times. “Those stupid cops thought they had to murder over a toy. This is my baby. This is my family. And they ruined my family.”

    According to the LA Times, there’s evidence that suggests the shooting may not have been warranted:

    According to Salt Lake City attorney Randall K. Edwards, an independent autopsy conducted Saturday at the behest of Hunt’s family showed Hunt had been shot “numerous times,” none from the front. 

    "This is consistent with statements made by witnesses on the scene, who report that Darrien was shot to death while running away from the police," Edwards said in a statement provided to the Los Angeles Times on Sunday. "It would appear difficult, if not impossible, to reconcile these facts with the story released by the Utah County Attorney’s Office that Darrien was lunging toward the officers when he was shot. We continue to hope that a full investigation will reveal the whole truth about this tragedy."

    The LA Times does note, however, that Edwards declined to identify the pathologist or provide reporters with a copy of the report.

    [image via ABC 4 Utah]

    Source: Gabrielle Bluestone for Gawker

    You know shit cray when a white mom’s black son can’t even make it to 30. 

    they don’t care if your mom is white when you look black

    Reblogged from: zachanomics
  9. sparklingcurls:

    yungmansamusa:

    magoo12218:

    30clip:

    king-joaquin:

    youngassplug:

    joe-abcde:

    thepoeticlovechild:

    oh-smelly-life:

    prettypussyprincess:

    keef luh da kids

    this makes me pretty fucking uncomfortable.

    do people not realize that chief keef is like, a hardcore criminal?

    Kids should not look up to chief keef.


    He’s fucking murdered people before, and people just continue to praise him and throw money at his feet.

    ^LMAO

    Haha cheif keif has murdered nobody

    I would’ve done the same fucking same. I salute Chief keef, One of the realest 💯

    "He’s fucking murdered people before, and people just continue to praise him and throw money at his feet."

    but yall elected george bush n gave him money for war….so…..

    Kids gotta Glo up too

    Umm, why are ten year olds listen to Chief Keef?

    Y’all need to glo up

    Mark Wahlberg was a drug dealer and tried for attempted murder, but that’s not keeping y’all from watching his movies? lol grow tf up

    Reblogged from: sparklingcurls
  10. radaradarae:

    blvckmill:

    greatest pickup line of all time

    best movie

    IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG

    Reblogged from: txlover
  11. simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective

    simonjadis:

    callmeoutis:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    The amount of notes concerns me

    i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

    the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

    much to the dismay of the lead detective

    Reblogged from: nsome
  12. sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    Reblogged from: txlover
  13. Reblogged from: txlover
  14. mattyofshadow:

    deluxesherlock:

    bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    whA T

    NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

    Reblogged from: nopenotchristmas
  15. kyssthis16:

howtobeterrell:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact



Lmao

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    kyssthis16:

    howtobeterrell:

    thickneyspears:

    Ariana Grandes Impact

    image

    Lmao

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Reblogged from: becuzbacon
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